Impossible IS Possible

Greetings and good day.

I do not have much time, so I will be brief. 

Although you may not have noticed or, indeed, felt the incredible forces of fate - or destiny (should that suit your particular taste) - you have nonetheless arrived here to my domain in what I only hope to be high spirits.

By traversing the planes of this endless universe we call the internet and locating this sanctuary among the rubbish, you yourself have begun the process of transcending the mediocre.  Indeed, here is where - by the grace of whatever power - your true journey begins.  Here are the simple facts: my adventures require regaling, the market seeks an injection of imagination and you, the adventurous soul, demand a revolution.

I believe we can do business.

With this in mind, I invite you to explore this place, view my exploits and expand your mind.  Seat yourself, perhaps pour yourself a drink, take a load off and witness stories for the ages.  Here you will find adventures that span the galaxies, tales of intrigue that put entire empires to shame, as well as epic tragedies and joys of whirlwind romance.

With the help of my esteemed colleagues, the protectors of my identity, I have begun this apparel company in hopes that my story will be told.  Together we have created clothing woven of the fabric of imagination, inked with 100% pure, liquid adventure and exclusively available to you in ultra-limited quantity.

Follow my partners, these fine gentlemen I call friends, my banner-men and trumpeters and wielders of my legacy.  Under their guidance they will lead you through my world.

For now I must digress.  The one who fashions himself my future captor is almost upon me. 

Who am I?

Why,

I am the mouse, nibbling at the frayed ends of sanity; I am the warrior disguised as your rice bowl, battling the demons in your soy sauce.

Behold, I am the traveler of the improbable, strafing the precipice of impossibility.

Dare to break the shackles of mediocrity, for I will release your long subdued imagination.

I am the elusive,

the exclusive,

the one, the only,

the extraordinary

Mr. Rockets

And this, my dear, dear friend, is only the first you've heard from me. 

Stay Calm.