To Air Is Human

At Mr. Rockets, we've stood vigilantly behind our unique vision of the perfect working conditions. What is our idea of the "perfect" working conditions?  Why, simply that we need to be at our absolute highest comfort level to achieve the miracles we strive to accomplish every day.

I don't know about you, but certain working conditions do not click well with productivity.  Most importantly? Climate.  For instance, up here in alberta, Canada, we're currently experiencing minus ten degree Celcius* weather (I shovelled snow twice in the last two days), but are expecting an almost thirty degree jump by tomorrow, to almost twenty above zero!

Here's the rub: it's going to be hot in the office as I plug away heroically on the computer and the window will only do so much.  I also just bought a new 10 Deep sweater and fully intend to wear it because I bought it to keep me warm.

It appears that Mother Nature and I are at an impasse.

And lo, the Internet - the Great Educator and Ultimate News Anchor of our time - bestowed unto me the answer to my heating (and cooling) dilemma.  Behold:

The Dyson is no longer synonymous only with a fantastic vacuum cleaner, no! It has grown a new limb with which to comfort you in times when only fresh, pure, uninterrupted air flow will do!  This thing pushes air at a stunning 118 gallons per second!  It's safe, bladeless, easy to clean and looks refreshingly amazing!  Finally I can work in a regulated climate, free to grow both as an individual and as a creative mind!  Indeed, I can be comfortable.

Dan:  1       Mother Nature:  0

What's a measly $300(+) when quality of our products could (though probability states our products physically can't be more awesome than they already are) increase by up to %1,422?!  Look for the Dyson Air Multiplier to find its way into the Mr. rockets Headquarters sometime soon, because it's just as we like to say around here (well, we do now):

Mr. Rockets:  Comfort Today, Quality Tomorrow.

*That's 14 degrees Fahrenheit to our southern neighbours.***

**That's around 68 degrees Fahrenheit to our southern neighbours.***

***That's how we spell "neighbors" up here.  Word.

Stay Calm,

-Dan