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Off to Morocco

 Mr. Rockets fans,

I'm not sure what to make of this...I found it stamped onto the hull of an extravagantly designed airplane shortly before it took off for Morocco.  I snapped the picture right before it flew off into the night!  Do with it what you will.

 

As It Stands

Greetings, Rockets enthusiasts.

I thought I'd take the time out today to review how things stand so far.  For one, you may have noticed that I have adopted a strict 2 blog schedule per week.  One will always be on Monday evening, aimed to give you some relaxed reading after that ever-tiring work day to start your week.  The second will be posted on Thursday's, as I know everyone is far too busy gearing up for the weekend on Fridays to bother with such things as blogs and that "reading" thing.

I am also very excited to announce that the horizon we've been looking to for some time now is drawing nearer and nearer every day.  Mr Rockets' good friend, Dacosta (of Chocolate Soop fame), from Vancouver, B.C., has completed work on our initial logo design!  What does this mean, my friends?  Why, it means we are in business.  You can all expect a sneak peak and more right here on the Mr. Rockets website very, very soon.

Now what this means is a metric crap-ton of work this next few weeks!  Emil is continuing to work on the finalized website and shopping experience; our artists are ever-producing when it comes to designs!  For myself, I have numerous destinations to visit regarding the overall manufacturing process.  You may recall one of my previous posts (see "Brought to You by the Letter "W""), where I droned on about the state of things in the textile industry in these parts.  Well, I have cut the list to a final few players for consideration.  Hopefully we will be in full production by year-end, for an early 2010 opening!

The moment we have waited for is fast approaching.

Spread the word.

-Dan

 

OH!  And because I can...

 

BAM!

Fantastic.

A Worldy Affair

 

 

 

 

 

 

In 2010 the eyes of the world will turn to Vancouver, Canada, to watch the 21st Olympic Winter Games. However, that's not the most exciting thing about 2010 (and I'm not even counting the launch of this fine apparel company!). On May 1, Singapore is hosting the next World's Fair. A new, dazzling display of architecture and industry, of great minds producing wonders. Next year's fair promises to not only produce, but show to the world that international expos like these are once again globally acceptable in today's modern world!

Shanghai's own pavilion, entitles "My Dream, Our Vision" is a pixelated skyscraper built from 3,866 glass and plastic cubes of varying opacity.  It was designed to serve as a physical manifestation of the intangible: digital information floating above the green landscape.  Visitors to the expo will be invited inside the pavillion to post their dreams of the future, in order to incite innovation!

A very... odd though interesting entry comes from Macau, China!  This towering building in the form of a rabbit represents a friend to nature, using little to no groundwater (a scarce and exploited resource in many parts of the world, believe it or not) in it's construction.  The pavillion itself will also feature solar panels to create energy, and will also collect rain water!  Oh, and the bunny ears are inflatable balloons, that will bob up and down!

Possibly one of my favorite entries is the Danish Loop!  This circular structure has been built to be a perpetual loop, featuring a city bike path, a nature playground, a harbor bath and an ecological picnic area.  What's so incredible about this, is that at it's very core is a fountain pool filled with water directly from the Copenhagen Harbor, shipped in to symbolize the magnificent work they have done cleaning up their harbor that was polluted with industrial waste 20 years ago.  At the heart of the fountain will reside Copenhagen's very own iconic statue, the "Little Mermaid", to watch over the pavillion during the length of the expo.

Romania seems to be pulling out all the stops as well, creating this very green park area.  They have decided to call it "Greenopolis" and it will cover about 21,527 square feet of space. The 5 levels will include music and cultural performance areas, plus restaurant, terrace, and office facilities. 

Many people don't realize that hosting the World Expo is the third best global event in terms of cultural and economical impact next to the Olympics and the FIFA World Cup.  It is an honour to host one, and provides the people with a glowing outlook of todays industry and tomorrow's opportunity.  I mean, just look at what Australia is building for the 2012 World Fair in South Korea!  That's intense!

My very home town - Edmonton, Alberta, Canada - is in contention for this honour in 2017.  One should keep in mind, instead of being disassembled and shipped back to their countries of origin, there have been numerous times that structures built by other countries have been left behind as gifts to the host.  This chance alone is why, starting today, I'm throwing my full support behind the promotion of the 2017 World Fair Bid in Edmonton, Canada!

You can visit the World Expo Blog website for a full listing of participating countries and a list of their entry websites.  While you're there, they have a number of interesting articles regarding the history of the fair and previous entries!

For more information on Edmonton's Expo Bid 2017, visit the website at the link!

Impossible is Possible,

-Dan

Black Friday vs. Boxing Day

Today I thought I would adress an issue I've been having in regards to Black Friday, the biggest discount sale day of the year in the United Stated.  Every year it comes on the Friday just after Thanksgiving, allowing the masses to congregate outside of their chosen retail location for a massive door-crasher event upon opening.  Some lineups even stretch for whole city blocks!  No word of a lie, some of those sales are truly amazing and the envy of many Canadian citizens.

Now here is the issue I spoke of.

On the various blogs I've read (not naming any in particular), of all the reviews and customer comments I've perused, there is one common sentiment that seems to pop up over and over and over.  It seems everyone likes to complain about "waking up early and freezing their ba**s off".  I laugh at this.  I laugh long, and hard, and I envy.

Up here (as well as many many countries in the world), we do not celebrate this "Black Friday".  We instead call it "Boxing Day", and it comes to us in glorious fashion the day after Christmas.  26th of December.  This versus the end-of-November in the States.  Our biggest sales day of the year (as well as most of the rest of the world) comes in the midst of treacherous and slippery roads, well below zero temperatures and often enough a snow storm.  Maybe we're just made of sterner stuff, I don't know.  Most likely we're just crazy (and I tend to lean towards this one).  You see, I'm not ragging on the USofA for their choice of timing, I just wonder why Black Friday doesn't simply become a global idea?

I'm not saying we should take away from the true meaning of Boxing Day (yes, it has a meaning and no, I'm not going to get into it.  It's not just about sales, as Black Friday is), it should still be celebrated.  Just move the big sales events a month sooner is all  I'm saying.

For now, I'll just sit back and wait my turn to purchase an apparently discounted television from my local Best Buy for yet another month, trying to digest the sheer volume of disgruntled comments from American consumers.

Just my thoughts on the matter,

-Dan

On the Collision of Particles

Greetings, fellow humans.

As most of you probably know, far off on the Franco-Swiss border near Geneva, 100m underground, CERN (Conseil Européen pour la Recherche Nucléaire - European Council for Nuclear Research) has switched on the Large Hadron Collider, or LHC for short.  The end was nigh.

But here we are!  So now to understand what could have 'killed' us as a race of beings in God's creation.

The whole idea of the LHC is to provide humanity with understanding - something we've striven to achieve for the entirety of our intelligent existance.  The processes that will be performed inside the CERN laboratories using the LHC, will break down even the smallest known particles; they will display to us the very building blocks of creation.  This is where our understanding of this vast universe truly begins.

The LHC itself is a 27km ring of superconducting magnets, wherein particles will be accelerated and collided, studied and broken down, sent to and analyzed by a multitude of detectors in a grid around the world.  Tens if not hundreds of thousands of discs of data for the world's scientists to pore over

I'm not going to go into the smallest details regarding each experiment going on, but I will give a brief summary (with my limited understanding (hey, I'm not a rocket scientist, I'm a Mr. Rockets COO)). 

First we have the ALICE (A Large Ion Collider Experiment) detector. This 26m long, 16m high and 16m wide 10,000 ton beast of a machine is located beneath St. Genis-Pouilly, France.  ALICE will, by colliding lead ions, recreate the conditions just after the Big Bang, allowing scientists to examine a state of matter that existed for only a very very short time after the event.  The collisions inside this machine will create heat more than 100,000 times hotter than the core of the sun!

 

 Second we have ATLAS (A Toroidal LHC ApparatuS).  Destorying ALICE in size, ATLAS stands 46m long, 25m high and wide.  It is the largest volume particle detector ever constructed, and is located beneath Meyrin, Switzerland.  This device will - wait for it - search for extra dimensions, and particles that could make up dark matter.  The CMS (Compact Muon Solenoid), located in Cessy, France and standing at 21m long, 15m high and 15m wide, will also help detect these things, however two different processes will be used between the two.

 

Weighing in at 5,600 tonnes over 21m in length, 10m high and 13 m wide, we also have the LHCb (Large Hadron Collider beauty).  The LHCb experiment, located in Ferney-Voltaire, France, is meant to help scientists understand why we live in a Universe that appears to be composed almost entirely of matter, but no antimatter.  This will be done by studying a type of particle called the 'beauty quark' or 'b quark', and will rely on sub-detectors close to the collision point inside the machine.

This shouldn't be confused with the LHCf (Large Hadron Collider forward) simulators located in Meyrin, Switzerland (each of the two sized at only 30cm in length, 80cm in height and 10cm wide), where forward particles created inside the LHC will be used to simulate cosmic rays!

Finally we have the TOTEM (TOTal Elastic and diffractive cross section Measurement) experiment.  The Totem is stretched among 8  specially designed vacuum chambers called 'Roman Pots' located along 440 m of the LHC pipes.  These Roman Pots will be paired in 4 locations near the CMS experiment to monitor the collisions, where they will measure the size of the proton and monitor the LHC's luminosity.

So what does this all mean?

It's the future.  Simple as that.  It is higher scientific understanding.  It is what will allow humanity to proceed with scientific discovery far into the future.  The technologies that can be made possible by the further understanding of physics tested by the LHC could bery well allow humanity the ability to travel at light speeds.  It's not just science fiction anymore.

I know many people have seen J.J. Abrams' movie, Star Trek, and witnessed the destruction of the planet Vulcan due to a black hole generated on that planet and wonder: "Hey... if the LHC is planning on creating black holes on Earth, won't we all... DIE?!", I find it is comforting to heed the wise words of that wheelchair bound genius.

"The world will not come to an end when the LHC turns on. The LHC is absolutely safe. ... Collisions releasing greater energy occur millions of times a day in the earth's atmosphere and nothing terrible happens."

Prof. Steven Hawking, Lucasian Professor of Mathematics, Cambridge University

 

"Once you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth.
-Spock, from Star Trek (2009)

-Dan

 

Now For Something Completely Different!

I had to share this.  I just had to.  When I first witnessed the glory of this scenario, I thought to myself... "my life may very well be complete."

Enjoy.

-Dan

Never Too Early

Now that it is officially past the half-way mark of November, I am beginning to get into what I call the pre-show for the upcoming holiday events. 

So with that in mind, I felt that this particular find was definitely worth a second glance.  As many know, the sequel to one of last year's most popular games, "Left 4 Dead", came out today.  What better to promote it's release than these delightful (if delightful can actually be used to describe these...) festive Season's Greetings cards!

The set of 10 cards were designed by artist Alexandria Neonakis and focus primarily on the new zombie classes beign introduced in the new release.  I think what caught my eye most about these cards was the extreme over-exaggeration of the zombies for the purpose of somehow attempting to make them adorable.

You can purcahse the set of cards from the Valve online store, or by simply following the link provided!

Don't let the zombies bite,

-Dan

What Have YOU Done Lately?

Now, thinking about how much of a feat it was to slam 10 years into 7 minutes, Newsweek (where the video was created) did a fairly good job, I think.  Granted, there are many international issues missing from the video.  In fact there are many Canadian issues that helped shape our country (some for better and some for worse) in this last decade.

Take for instance a change in political leadership.  The conservative party, lead by Stephen Harper, won his party control in Ottawa for the first time in almost 13 years, pushing the Liberal party back to a minority opposition.  This was mainly due to the fumblings of Prime Minister Paul Martin of the Liberal party, following the Gomery Report and the Sponsorship Scandal.  Then there was the excalation of the Israel-Lebanon conflict.  Many international guests (some of which I knew) were trapped inside the borders of a country being bombed, with no way of escaping to their homelands.

There were the conflicts in China and Sri Lanka, the rover landing on Mars, and more recently the discovery of water on the moon!  Gary Gygax died, having created one of the most controversial fantasy simulators in history.  the beginning of the 21st century also witnessed a rise in public condemnation of video games, mostly lead by the ignorant and the selfish, followed by a general acceptance of poor parenting and their lack of proper monitoring.  (Was that last one a bit harsh?  I think not.)  Speaking of video games (and not only because I am a big fan), Modern Warfare 2 opened to almost 4.7 million copies sold in the first 24 hours this year - not only the biggest video game launch in this last decade, but also the largest entertainment launch in history.  Speaking about Russia... how about the border skirmishes?

More recently, one must always keep in mind the sudden onset of the H1N1 virus, the worldwide cacaphony it has caused, as well as the extremely controversial vaccine that has been provided.

After watching this, I wonder how many people will lean back and remember where they were and what they were doing on many of those historical moments.  Then I wonder how the next 10 years will work itself out? 

All I know is that as a brand new clothing company, Mr. Rockets is prepared to boldly face the next 10 years in style!

Keeping track of the other stuff,

-Dan

Keep it Classy, Earth!

As you all might have realized, at Mr. Rockets we're all about class, style and very very awesome things.  And nothing screams out those three qualities more loudly or in such extravagance as this beauty of a pool table.  So you see why I had to share it with all of you!

This, reader, is the Queen's Jubilee Billiard Table, made of black walnut, comissioned for the Queen Victoria Jubliee Exhibition in Manchester in 1887.  It might be hard to even look at any other pool table after seeing this Orne & sons Ltd. creation!

According to the website where I made this find, "The cushion friezes are decorated with ribbons of quotations from Shakespeare, Tennyson, Scott and Byron; themselves entwined with over fifty species of wild flowers and native British birds. Beneath the friezes are two long and six short panels depicting numerous countries through allegory, flora, fauna and industry."

BUT WAIT!  There's more!

You see those figures lounging about on the side panel?  Why, there you'll see William of Normandy, Henry I, Henry II, Henry III, Edward I, Edward II, Edward II, Edward IV, Elizabeth of York, James I and Charles I.  A pool table fit for royalty, in the absolute literal sense of the word.

If one were to purchase this item, one would also be purchasing that imposing cabinet that looms above the table.  There's your cue cabinet!  The cupboard was made to resemble a door within a frame, surmounted by a broken pediment enclosing a lion.

"The door is carved with seven panels; the upper four coats or arms show Victoria during the most important stages in her reign. The central horizontal section has a profile of Victoria and Albert beside Windsor Castle and the lower section depicts the royal residences of Holyrood and Caernavon. The second section also features slides which expose a game with stars and coloured counters, which can be rotated to form a scoreboard. The ormolu door furniture comprises a handplate and two push plates intricately worked with arabesques and lion masks."

So you've seen the table and are hungry to purchase this fine work or artistry mixed with the gentleman's game.  Well, for a low low price of one million pounds, the only thing holding me back is an apparent lack of pool cues to go in the cabinet. 

Shame.  I was so looking forward to this purchase.

Feeling outclassed by a billiard table,

-Dan

Brought to You by the Letter "W"

"W" for: "What the hell?!"

So today I have been doing my rounds, trying to drum up quotes from various different local t-shirt printing businesses in hopes of finding a perfect, close-by alternative to Mr. Rockets' printing needs.  What was the first thing I noticed?  A glaring lack of websites.  All that seems to be available are simple phone-numbers.  And I thought to myself, "Self?  If I were a t-shirt printing business (one of the more lucrative textile operations out there in this day and age), what would possibly be more important than a well-done website, showing off all of my previous accomplishments and impressive client list for all of my new potential customers to see?"

I did not answer the obvious question.  I'm not crazy.

It's just that you'd think presentation would be everything, even to the people printing your business' product.  I mean, if they're not willing to show you what their finished product will look like, and provide examples, how is one supposed to go out on a limb and dish over the Mr. Rockets Apparel Co. Family Fortune?  Let me tell you, it won't happen unless it's a fully informed decision!  At Mr. Rockets, presentation is absolutely key, and the website is one of our highest priorities!  That's why we have our resident computing mastermind, Emil, working around the clock to make this experience unforgettable from the get-go!

But I digress.

So I formulated a list of top 10 prospects, ordering them mostly from word-of-mouth and online user reviews.  I decided that my first call would go to the bottom of the list, where I would get a feel for what number to expect from my top targets.  Let it be noted that I called this bottom prospect 3 days ago.  I have not recieved a response on my quote yet.  I'm starting to wonder if I will, in fact, get one.

Onto door number 2!  Answering machine!  Alright, I left a quick message at about 10:00 this morning.  They said they had a guarantee that a phone call would come my way within 2 hours of leaving the message.  It is now... 1:30pm.  Mabye that lunch meeting of theirs is taking extra long.  Hey, at least it's not 3 days late, am-I-ight?

Third time's a charm, they say!  Things were going well with this third prospect, up until she told me they only print on one side of a t-shirt.  I laughed, but inside I felt she was not kidding.  One side?!  That's gotta be a joke of some sort.  It's a screen print, full sized on the front and a small crest (being done by Dacosta as we speak!) on the back top.  I KNOW it can be done.  She must have been a new employee or something.

Seven more to go!  The day is young!  I will continue my quest to discover the perfect local alternative to all of Mr. Rockets Apparel Co. printing needs, by braving the currents of horrible salesmanship and misinformed employees, even if it kills me!

Once more into the breach,

-Dan.